My grandma keeps betting that boys are “beating my door down”. Safe to say I have employed a very good security system just in case.

Single. 2 Tamagotchi’s. 35% sarcasm, 65% water. Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk. I’m banking on your standards being lower than mine.

I heard people like bad girls, good thing I’m bad at everything.

I currently have 5 friends on MySpace and am waiting for approval on the 6th.